Old Spice

One spray lasts all day. With fresher scents of timber and mint.

Welcome to a home filled with deer heads, huge fireplaces, unpublished manuscripts and gold-plated hot tubs. Old Spice Classic envelops you in a clean, manly scent that has served mankind for decades.

Pure Sport Plus what? Nachos? Karaoke? Laser gloves? Hover pants? I guess we’ll never know. Because everyone who applies the Hardest Working Collection body wash to his body forgets all about dirt and becomes far too successful to return our calls. Are you up all night worrying about whether or not this is a deep-cleaning body wash? Don’t lose any more sleep, because it is. No seriously, it is. So you can go back to dreaming about mermaid water polo, unlimited breadsticks, and a panther who can vacuum your house.

INDICATIONS:Old Spice Fresh Collection Body Wash, Denali cleans skin and throws odor out on its ear. Put a small amount in your hand, loofah or washcloth in the shower, work up a lather, and use to clean your body. Climb the tallest tree. Sail the widest ocean. Denali smells like musky woods, the Pacific Northwest, and mountains with multiple names.

Old Spice Men’s Foamer Body Wash cleans skin and throws odor out on its ear. It dispenses as a foam so you don’t need to lather it up. Simply rub the foam on your skin and rinse it off. You’ll find yourself so clean that you’ll wonder if you’ve ever been dirty before (you totally were). Old Spice Men’s Foaming Body Wash drop-kicks dirt and odor for you, so you can focus on higher pursuits like closing deals or teaching dolphins to speak. Don’t deny your drive to impress.

Can you imagine a powerful, fearsome grizzly bear who can repair military helicopters and also speak confidently about important world affairs? Yes? Then this is the body wash for you. And for a scent experience as rich and complex as a gilded Rube Goldberg machine, try the Bearglove collection in its entirety: Invisible Solid Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant, Deodorant, Bar Soap, Body Wash, Cologne Spray, and Body Spray.

Product Description

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There’s thermosphere odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High endurance body wash helps get rid of all this.

From the Manufacturer

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There’s thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this.

At a Glance

• Cleansing rinse cleans you, makes you feel refreshed
• Washes many smells away
• Lather chokeslams dirt and odor away

For a True Olfactory Experience, Try Them Together

Many manly ways to enjoy odor protection all day long and beyond.

Long-Lasting Stick Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant
Long-lasting. Stick.

Body Wash
Drop-kicks dirt and odor

Clear Gel
Long lasting but clear

Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant
A scent with staying power

Frequently Asked Questions

Manly Scents to Choose From

What are the pros of procuring this product?

• It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
• It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
• It smells like cobra fangs
• It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
• It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
• It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
• It makes larger mammals fear you
• It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent

What are the cons of procuring this product?

• It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
• It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
• It smells too manly
• Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.

What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.

What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.

What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.

What if I’ve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.

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• Pure Sport
• Fresh
• Playmaker
• Pacific Surge
• Game Day

Old Spice Men’s Body Wash cleans skin and throws odor out on its ear. Put a small amount in your hand, loofah or washcloth in the shower, work up a lather, and use to clean your body. Climb the tallest tree. Sail the widest ocean. Discover the heretofore undiscoverable. Why? Smellventure, my friend, smellventure. Bring the aromas of your far-off conquests home and then slather them all over your body. Fiji has the fresh coconut and tropical wood scents of a relaxing, half-remembered dream that you later remembered and then willed into reality. Old Spice Men’s Body Wash drop-kicks dirt and odor for you, so you can focus on higher pursuits like closing deals or teaching dolphins to speak. So cast your eyes towards the horizon, and then go get it and bring it back here so we can see what it looks like.

Product Description

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There’s thermosphere odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. High endurance body wash helps get rid of all this.

From the Manufacturer

Scrub three levels of shame away. There are three known levels of dirt and odor. There’s thermospheric odor, which can be detected by those in close proximity to you, such as subway riders or your fellow tank commander. Next is stratospheric odor that only you can smell. Finally, microscopic beings that live on your body emit dirt and odor before laying their horrible eggs into your skin and spawning an unholy ecosystem. Old Spice High Endurance Body Wash helps get rid of all this.

At a Glance

• Cleansing rinse cleans you, makes you feel refreshed
• Washes many smells away
• Lather chokeslams dirt and odor away

For a True Olfactory Experience, Try Them Together

Many manly ways to enjoy odor protection all day long and beyond.

Aerosol Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant
Wetness protection you can count on

Long-Lasting Stick Anti-Perspirant & Deodorant
Long-lasting. Stick.

Bar Soap
Devastates odor

Body Wash
Drop-kicks dirt and odor

Clear Gel
Long lasting but clear

Long-Lasting Stick Deodorant
A scent with staying power

Body Spray
Turn up your man-smell

Frequently Asked Questions

Manly Scents to Choose From

What are the pros of procuring this product?

• It plants a flag of fragrance high atop your man mountain
• It gives heart to the weak, while striking fear into your enemies
• It smells like cobra fangs
• It allows you to mark large geographical areas with your scent and increase your dominion
• It increases your ability to sense other dimensions
• It makes you feel like a delicious meatball sandwich for women
• It makes larger mammals fear you
• It allows you to save small animals using only your man scent

What are the cons of procuring this product?

• It incites an unmistakable urge to wrestle large animals
• It creates a desire to climb tall mountains simply because they exist
• It smells too manly
• Its manly scent causes people to assume you’re an astronaut able to answer aerospace queries

What if my current soap isn’t manly enough?
Try Old Spice Body Wash.

What if I smell like a turtle cage?
Try Old Spice Deodorant.

What if I want to slap the smell of America on my face?
Try an Old Spice fragrance in Aftershave or Cologne.

What if my armpits spring a leak?
Try Old Spice Anti-Perspirant.

What if I’ve lost my man-smell?
Try Old Spice Body Spray.

view larger

• Pure Sport
• Fresh
• Playmaker
• Pacific Surge
• Game Day

Old Spice Men’s Body Wash cleans skin and throws odor out on its ear. Put a small amount in your hand, loofah, or washcloth in the shower, work up a lather, and use to clean your body. You’re a true trailblazer forging your own way, and Old Spice Nomad leaves the others breadcrumbs to follow your man-nificant lead, except its a scent that stays rather than crumbs that a bird can eat. Nomad is the breezy smell of pure adventure with musky wood and clean citrus. Old Spice Men’s Body Wash drop-kicks dirt and odor for you, so you can focus on higher pursuits like closing deals or teaching dolphins to speak. It’s the Old Spice Red Collection-Exceptional Scents for Exceptional Gents.